[Eminem] A lot of people ask me... stupid f*ckin questions A lot of people think that... what I say on records Or what I talk about on a record that I actually do in real life Or that I believe in it Or if I say that I wanna kill somebody that... Im actually gonna do it Or that I believe in it Well shit... if you believe that Then Ill kill you You know why? Cause Im a
CRIMINAL CRIMINAL You god damn right Im a CRIMINAL Yeah Im a CRIMINAL
[Eminem] My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge Thatll stab you in the head Whether youre a fag or lez Or the homosex hermaph or a trans-a-vest Pants or dress - hate fags? The answers yes Homophobic? Nah youre just heterophobic Starin at my jeans watchin my genitals bulgin (Ooh!) Thats my motherf*ckin balls youd better let go of em They belong in my scrotum youll never get hold of em Hey its me Versace Whoops somebody shot me! And I was just checkin the mail Get it? Checkin the male? How many records you expectin to sell After your second LP sends you directly to jail? Cmon! - Relax guy I like gay men Right Ken? Give me an amen (AAA-men!) Please Lord this boy needs Jesus Heal this child help us destroy these demons Oh and please send me a brand new car And a prostitute while my wifes sick in the hospital Preacher preacher fifth grade teacher You cant reach me my mom cant neither You cant teach me a goddamn thing cause I watch TV and Comcast cable And you aint able to stop these thoughts You cant stop me from toppin these charts And you cant stop me from droppin each March With a brand new cd for these f*ckin retards Duhhh and to think its just little ol me Mr. Dont Give A F*ck still wont leave
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Im a CRIMINAL Cause every time I write a rhyme these people think its a crime To tell em whats on my mind - I guess Im a CRIMINAL But I dont gotta say a word I just flip em the bird And keep goin I dont take shit from no one
[Eminem] My mother did drugs - tar liquor cigarettes and speed The baby came out - disfigured ligaments indeed It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she Dont dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me Im a CRIMINAL - an animal caged who turned crazed But how the f*ck you sposed to grow up when you werent raised? So as I got older and I got a lot taller My dick shrunk smaller but my balls got larger I drink more liquor to f*ck you up quicker Than youd wanna f*ck me up for sayin the word... My morals went thhbbpp when the president got oral Sex in his Oval Office on top of his desk Off of his own employee Now dont ignore me you wont avoid me You cant miss me Im white blonde-haired And my nose is pointy Im the bad guy who makes fun of people that die In plane crashes and laughs As long as it aint happened to him Slim Shady Im as crazy as Em -inem and Kim combined - [*kch*] the maniacs in Replacin the doctor cause Dre couldnt make it today Hes a little under the weather so Im takin his place (Mm-mm-mmm!) Oh thats Dre with an AK to his face Dont make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place I told you Dre you shouldve kept that thang put away I guess thatll teach you not to let me play with it eh? Im a CRIMINAL
[Interlude Skit] Aight look (uh huh) just go up in that motherf*cker Get the motherf*ckin money and get the f*ck up outta there [Em] Aight Ill be right here waitin on you [Em] Aight Yo Em [Em] What? ! Dont kill nobody this time [Em] Awwright... god damn f*ck... (whistling) how you doin? [Teller] HI how can I help you? [Eminem] Yeah I need to make a withdrawl [Teller] Okay [Eminem] Put the f*ckin money in the bag bitch And I wont kill you! [Teller] What? Oh my god dont kill me [Eminem] Im not gonna kill you bitch quit lookin around... [Teller] Dont kill me please dont kill me... [Eminem] I said Im not gonna f*ckin kill you Hurry the f*ck up! [*BOOM*] Thank you!
[Eminem] Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it So when I rob a bank run out and just dive in it So Ill be disguised in it And if anybody identifies the guy in it Ill hide for five minutes Come back shoot the eyewitness Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business Die bitches bastards brats pets This puppys lucky I didnt blast his ass yet [*dog whines*] If I ever gave a f*ck Id shave my nuts Tuck my dick inbetween my legs and cluck You motherf*ckin chickens aint brave enough To say the stuff I say so just tape it shut [tape unrolls] Shit half the shit I say I just make it up To make you mad so kiss my white naked ass And if its not a rapper that I make it as Im a be a f*ckin rapist in a Jason mask
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